Asch the Bloody (
stupidgenes) wrote2011-08-27 06:22 am
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XX6: In the Flesh [Video - Accidental]
[The device turns on with a quiet click, revealing from its awkward angle on the floor a dark room where the silhouette of a nude young man with long hair bustles about amid the shadows.]
Where the hell are they…?
[Then, the lights are on. The room is spartan at best, and it would be difficult to lose anything in such an organized place. Despite that, the young man quickly wanders back into view fast enough to prevent anything from showing before he seats himself at the edge of the bed and struggles to get himself into a pair of boxers.
Asch grunts and struggles with the piece of small clothing because he just can't seem to get it on. This should be simple enough--put one leg into one of the available openings, and the other in the remaining. Yet, he finds his leg repeatedly seems to miss the hole or otherwise slips from it for no apparent reason.]
ARGH!
[This goes on for a minute or so before he throws the pants to the floor, blocking the device's view.]
--What the…?
[Oh my, that must be the sound of Asch noticing the device and making the horrifying realization that it's on.]
Dammit!
[Finally, it clicks off.]
Where the hell are they…?
[Then, the lights are on. The room is spartan at best, and it would be difficult to lose anything in such an organized place. Despite that, the young man quickly wanders back into view fast enough to prevent anything from showing before he seats himself at the edge of the bed and struggles to get himself into a pair of boxers.
Asch grunts and struggles with the piece of small clothing because he just can't seem to get it on. This should be simple enough--put one leg into one of the available openings, and the other in the remaining. Yet, he finds his leg repeatedly seems to miss the hole or otherwise slips from it for no apparent reason.]
ARGH!
[This goes on for a minute or so before he throws the pants to the floor, blocking the device's view.]
--What the…?
[Oh my, that must be the sound of Asch noticing the device and making the horrifying realization that it's on.]
Dammit!
[Finally, it clicks off.]
video; 1/3
A-- Asch?!
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3/3
[So much for going home early.]
Th-that wasn't--
[FUCK. ME.]
[video] 1/2
[video] 2/2
[He has the screen doing facial close-ups because uhh NAKED.]
And how can I erase this stupid video!?
[video]
I-it's a curse... and you can't.
[please don't kill me, i love you ;-;
JUST NOT IN THAT WAY]
[video]
[video]
[video] 1/2
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[video]
I don't. I-- I think that was supposed to be a pickup line.
[On Asch, nonetheless. He's so not looking at the PDA right now.]
[video]
[Priorities. What are they.]
[video]
[He's so fun to fuck with. Luke, your hero-crush is fucking ridiculous.]
[video]
[For the same reason you can't get your pants on, Asch.]
[video]
[video]
[He's missed the mark. Again.]
[video]
You acted like I should try harder if I'm going to do it! L-like it doesn't even bother you!
[video]
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Like you could do better!
[video]
And what if I could?
[video]
I doubt it.
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[Luke, you are not helping.]
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me—
[He claps his hands over his mouth.]
[video]
["I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me--"
WAT.]
NOW YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE!
[video]
-- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
[GLARING]
You're just making it worse!
[video]
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And before people get mad at you, tell them you're cursed and you'll keep saying stupid things if you don't shut up!
[video]
[Okay, but Asch has a point, so Luke claps his hands over his mouth again and GLARES LIKE HELL.]
Mmmphm mph mphm.
[video]
[It's not like Asch is doing anything wrong, nope!]
[video]
[His eyes narrow.]
Mrf.
[That sounds suspiciously like 'jerk'.]
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NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING I'D DO ON PURPOSE.
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[Video]
Public indecency? [So. Disapproving.]
[Voice]
And I can't find a way to erase it!
[Video]
I would advise not having it with you when you are changing.
[Video]
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[The device had been showing a close-up of his nostrils, but he turns it around and zooms out to show his room. Then, he points the device the same ways that he's searching... Nope, no clothes anywhere. Except the boxers he'd found earlier.]
And I can't even get those things on!
[Video]
[Video]
And I'm already speaking to my employer, but that idiot's hitting on me with pathetic pickup lines.