XX6: In the Flesh [Video - Accidental]

[stupidgenes]

[The device turns on with a quiet click, revealing from its awkward angle on the floor a dark room where the silhouette of a nude young man with long hair bustles about amid the shadows.]

Where the hell are they…?

[Then, the lights are on. The room is spartan at best, and it would be difficult to lose anything in such an organized place. Despite that, the young man quickly wanders back into view fast enough to prevent anything from showing before he seats himself at the edge of the bed and struggles to get himself into a pair of boxers.

Asch grunts and struggles with the piece of small clothing because he just can't seem to get it on. This should be simple enough--put one leg into one of the available openings, and the other in the remaining. Yet, he finds his leg repeatedly seems to miss the hole or otherwise slips from it for no apparent reason.]

ARGH!

[This goes on for a minute or so before he throws the pants to the floor, blocking the device's view.]

--What the…?

[Oh my, that must be the sound of Asch noticing the device and making the horrifying realization that it's on.]

Dammit!

[Finally, it clicks off.]

Comments

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[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

[He puffs up his cheeks.]

Like you could do better!

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

[His nostrils flare.]

And what if I could?

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

[He looks away dismissively.]

I doubt it.

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

Do you really expect me to believe there's some kind of curse making idiots like you say bad pickup lines only once so they sound even more stupid when they can't prove it's a curse?

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

What?! I've been dealing with this all day! I got slapped at work and then your friend got mad at me when she tried to eat there! Just ask her!

[Luke, you are not helping.]

I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me—

[He claps his hands over his mouth.]

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

Then stop saying stup--

["I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me--"

WAT.]

NOW YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE!

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

N-no I'm not!

-- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

[GLARING]

You're just making it worse!

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

I'm making it worse!? How am I making it worse when you're the one saying dumb things!?

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

If I don't try to say anything, then it's not as bad.

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

Then, stop talking! It's not like that's something hard to do!

And before people get mad at you, tell them you're cursed and you'll keep saying stupid things if you don't shut up!

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

A-- anyone else would've figured that out by now! You're the one who keeps--

[Okay, but Asch has a point, so Luke claps his hands over his mouth again and GLARES LIKE HELL.]

Mmmphm mph mphm.

[video]

[stupidgenes.livejournal.com]

If anyone could've figured it out by now, why haven't you!? And what the hell are you blaming me for!?

[It's not like Asch is doing anything wrong, nope!]

[video]

[chosenfake.livejournal.com]

Phm mmphm ffmph.

[His eyes narrow.]

Mrf.

[That sounds suspiciously like 'jerk'.]